Aside from being the wizard behind the curtain to a bevy of Hollywood's Type A's, Loren Elkins (aka, the Yenta) is also a nice Jewish girl from the "Valley" who recently parlayed her last 13+ years working as a Celebrity Personal Assistant into The Yenta Report, an informative and witty online resource to help inquiring minds navigate through all of LA's meshugas and find the best of the best that Los Angeles has to offer. Consider it your VIP look behind Los Angeles' velvet rope.